The Housemaid (2025)

The titties, you know.

The Housemaid (2025) The Housemaid (2025)

Trying to escape her past, Millie Calloway accepts a job as a live-in housemaid for the wealthy Nina and Andrew Winchester. But what begins as a dream job quickly unravels into something far more dangerous—a sexy, seductive game of secrets, scandal, and power.

First of all, Sydney Sweeney has great tits. Didn’t expect any. I never watch any trailers, I hate them as much as I hate Hollywood. I prefer someone else’s recommend me something. I pick what to watch randomly, not knowing anything about the work. The same way I enjoyed travelling. I cannot afford travelling like that any more (it’s not about money, you cannot visit random places unprepared, plus I know about the world now). So, at least I can safely watch a thing without knowing about it first. I can read Wikipedia after the watch. I can rewatch a thing no problem.

I added the new tag, storyline. Usually that’s detectives, that hold the interest towards the end of a film (even when the movie is just mediocre, like Knives Out series we watched recently). But here, it isn’t a detective, is it?

It’s quite interesting in the lights of these American pedophiles with all the Epstein documents. On its own accord.

I didn’t get the ending, is she the hired assassin now? I am almost curious enough to start reading the book! 🙈

I’ve read Wikipedia about this, it says it’s erotic. So, okay, I’d add the tag. I like erotic. It is not erotic though. But, if I added the tag, I might want to use it, right? I need to watch more erotica! (One day, maybe. I will, I promise!)

This movie isn’t erotica. It’s a few minutes of sex (shown for seconds here and there, with a tiny hint at showing Sydney’s nipples at 55…56 mins). So, that’s a straight up lie right there on Wikipedia. I’m thinking whether to keep the tag as a smirky little piece of sarcasm, or to not lie to my readers … (if I had any, ha!)

Overall, I liked the film for its storyline, so I wasn’t that offended by the stupid cliche things that you can see in these for-women movies. My wife was though, she declared it a piece of shit. She ain’t an enjoyer of erotica, I see!

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